We moved to WhatsApp, where I kept asking him for pictures.
(What girl bestie calls, ‘So white, all tube lights’) The first one was from a too-good-looking-to-be-true American gent I’d matched with on Tinder. I have gotten four unsolicited dick pics in my life - not counting the ones my gay bestie sends me for vetting - and all of them have been from Caucasian men. ‘This is what encourages them to send it to the next girl.’ I said mine was ‘Aah’, which my auto correct thinks is my friend Aashna. She said that we must have a readymade answer. And how dumb men must be to think a picture of their thing would turn on women (not discounting the fact that in the flesh it totally can). Followed by, ‘One of the most difficult questions I have had to answer is: does it turn you on?’ We laughed about how it never does. We talked about various things and it led to unsolicited dick pics. I got this joke from the girl bestie recently and we both guffawed.
